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Pirates vs. Internet Lawyers

March 28, 2005

There are many lawyers in the a:c family, so we are sympathetic to their plight as they navigate the lawless Internet seas. We came across one site recently – the Swedish BitTorrent distributor PirateBay – that evidently takes pleasure in humiliating the lawyers representing DreamWorks, Sega, EA and others.
If you are considering suing the Swedes, here’s the kind of response you can expect:
“Unauthorized Use of DreamWorks SKG Properties”
Dennis L. Wilson, Esq.
9720 Wilshire Blvd., Penthouse Suite
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here. For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.
Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium, will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for sending frivolous legal threats.
It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.
Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
Go fuck yourself.
Polite as usual,

Ah, those playful Swedes. And what, by the way, is a “retractable baton”?
View – [The Pirate Bay]

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